February 2012
21 posts
So far in life, I have made up two jokes myself that may or may not have already been thought of by others.
What happens when a cop gets a flat tire? He puts a donut on his car!
I got an umbrella, but I’m saving it for a rainy day.
They are so not funny and that’s why I find them funny.
Words of wisdom
If you don’t know what to watch, just watch sleepless in seattle. And when you feel like you’ve had enough gummy bears, stop eating them!
I’m just kidding, those aren’t words of wisdom, that’s my life tonight.
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gublernation:
the best thing about you car radio breaking is getting to sing the “sleepless in seattle” soundtrack to yourself
